my research here has led me to discover some plans set in motion by an enemy of mine (i.e. a non-dalek)
the plan is to infiltrate Earth's over-valued entertainment industry and gradually enslave the planet. honestly. you'd never see a dalek try that old chestnut!!!
here's definitive evidence:
Ireland's boring and i have been kicked by two donkeys. this is not how the progeny of perfection should live.